Improper Entanglements – “Read with Caution” Canvas Tote
Improper Entanglements – “Read with Caution” Canvas Tote
For those who know that true peril lies not on the battlefield—but in the margins of a particularly well-turned page.
This delightfully improper canvas tote from Improper Entanglements features the ever-accurate warning: “Read with caution: May cause feelings, fan-fluttering, and spontaneous duels.”
Whether you're heading to the circulating library, the seaside, or simply braving the wilds of your local café, this sturdy bag carries all the essentials: paperbacks, annotated heartbreak, fainting salts, and the emotional aftermath of Chapter Twenty-Seven. With its Regency-inspired flair and tongue-in-cheek warning, it’s the perfect companion for readers prone to dramatic sighs and weaponized eye contact.
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Generously sized to fit multiple books, a teacake, and your dignity
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Reinforced straps for carrying heavy expectations
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Literary side-eye included at no extra charge
Slip it over your arm and prepare for side glances, compliments, and possibly a challenge to pistols at dawn.
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Novel Concepts Publishing
- Email: contact@support.novelconcepts.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.