Novel Concepts Publishing – “Hot, Dark, and Emotionally Scarring” Mug
For readers who like their brews and their books to leave a mark.
This cheeky ceramic mug from Novel Concepts Publishing features the painfully accurate tagline:
“I like my books like I like my tea: hot, dark, and emotionally scarring.” — a battle cry for every book lover who’s willingly stepped into a slow-burn romance or a soul-crushing plot twist and called it self-care.
Perfect for sipping while rereading That Scene™ or side-eyeing the author who dared to kill your favorite character, this mug isn’t just a vessel — it’s a warning. Of taste. Of pain. Of excellent literary decisions you’ll never recover from.
- Ideal for tea, coffee, or the tears of fictional betrayals
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Designed for the chronically over-invested
Because if you didn’t suffer a little, did you even read it right?
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Novel Concepts Publishing
- Email: contact@support.novelconcepts.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.